Saturday, September 29, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
中秋节快乐!!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Just for Laugh 笑一笑
Why do Indians talk non stop?
Guess.... Still dunno? OK lah.....
Answer : Becoz they left their full stop on their forehead.
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
THE ONE
I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
What you are thinking of?
go down......
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Answer : its your Surname, what else? !!!!!
but I like the way you think .........
心理測驗-你是不是一個好老婆/好老公?
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Saturday, September 15, 2007
I e-meow U, U e-meow me !
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....
Worm regard,
Ah Beng
Friday, September 14, 2007
有点粗,有点俗的笑话 (别见怪!)
有点粗,有点俗的笑话
有一天, 小牛從小雞的家鄉哭著跑回來, 牛媽媽吃驚的問小牛為甚麼哭?
牛媽媽問為甚麼會被打?
小牛說: " 只是向他們道別而已, 那裡知道雞媽媽還有全村的雞就很生氣追著打!! "
牛媽媽又問小牛: " 怎麼道別? "
小牛說 :" 只向他們說~ 小雞Bye, 老雞Bye, 全村雞Bye, 雞Bye, 全部雞Bye!! "
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Oh! Earthquake ....
In fact, this morning (13/09/2007) about 7:50 a.m. when I was busying with my preparation to work, my Husband (as he was still lying on bed) suddenly told me that he could feel that the bed was "shaking".... as I really could see his head was slightly shaking as well ! However, I was thinking that he might be just "shaking" himself ! (haha!)
He suddenly spelt out "it's EARTHQUAKE" !!
Oh my god, please don't kidding ... and don't try to frightened me, Ok !
(At that point of time I really feel a bit nervous!!)
In fact, we really don't realised that there was an earthquake happened last night at Indonesia. After listen to the 8:00 a.m. news at Radio .... and "certified" that there really an earthquake happened last night and this morning as well.
I am staying in an apartment and now I'm worrying about that is our bulding structure in Malaysia can "expose" to a "low magnitude" of earthquake in case that really happend in our Country ? This is one of my BIG question where I really couldn't find the answer !!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
醉了! Are U Ok!!
噢!! 醉了....
虽然醉得不是变成三头六臂,
但却醉成..."四眼一鼻...兼两嘴"!!
Hello, are U Ok?
Is it all right with you...?
4 eyes, 2 mouth, still pretty.... !
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Monday, September 3, 2007
TENSION
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
And you will feel IRRITATION
Then you will spoil personal RELATION
Ultimately, you won't get CO-OPERATION
Then you will make things COMPLICATION
Then your blood pressure may arise CAUTION
And you may have to take MEDICATION
Instead, understand the SITUATION
And try to think about the SOLUTION
Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION
This will work out better in you PROFESSION
Don't think it's my free SUGGESTION
It's only for your PREVENTION
If you understand my INTENTION
You will never come again to TENSION