"山米威卢"的话 ~ "SammyVellu"

Between, press statement dari SammyVellu tentang angkasawan Negara :-

"Saya amat berbangga kerana angkasawan kita telah selamat kebumi setelah meningal dunia selama sepuluh hari." 

 

他像谁？He looks like who?

你觉得这张钱币的＂人头像＂像谁呢?

答案: 华仔

你觉得呢?

 

Juz 4 laugh

 

Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone; I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!! 

Birthday Present

John: It's my wife's birthday                                              
Peter: What's your gift to her?                                            
John: I asked her what she wanted                                          
Peter: What did she said?                                                  
John: Anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.                              
Peter: What did you gave her?                                              
John: playing cards                                      

Funny Pics

  THE MOST MATCHING COUPLE !!

 

DUCK : IS MY TURN !!

 

4 Blessed Looks

The four blessed looks : 

 

Look back and thank God. Look forward and trust God. Look around and serve God. Look within and find God!

I asked God, 'How do I get the best out of life?'

God said, 'Face your past without regrets. Handle your present with  confidence. And prepare for the future without fear! 

Without God, our week is: Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday,  Fightday, Shatterday and Sinday. So, allow Him to be with you every day! 

Life is short, so Forgive quickly. Believe slowly. Love truly. Laugh  uncontrollably. Never regret anything that makes you happy. And have a  wonderful journey!